I too would like to be a millionaire

Subtitle: Fuck you Bruno Mars

Here is the Bruno Mars wikipedia page:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruno_Mars"

And here is mine:

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OH THAT'S RIGHT I DON'T HAVE ONE.

That stupid "Billionaire" song is so fucking annoying, but only because of the first line "I wanna be a billionaire so fricken bad". THAT LINE IS SO INFURIATING. So much so that the rest of the song apparently has Travis McCoy (or "Travie") but I'm not even going to bring him up, because he doesn't sing that stupid first line.


Travis McCoy - This man has slept with Katy Perry, so there must be something NOT terrible about him.

Later in the song Bruno "I have less money than the people buying my music" Mars says that the world better prepare for when he is a billionaire. Well I agree with him there, he's a lot closer to being a billionaire than I am:

Average Australian weekly income = $1200-$1300 ish according to an ABS page I found on google.
Average American famous musician income = $1657687156879684 according to my fingers mashing the keypad. I think it's accurate.

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Also, I just saw Eclipse. I don't want to draw anymore attention to this movie (because I'm sure the whole world cares what I think) so I'll keep it short.

The chick is pretty and much less painful than in the previous movies.

Edward is still a fuckwit. He's a psycho. Like controlling an mental. Get away from me you crackpot stop monitoring everything i do.....is what i would say if i was the chick. (Notice how i can't be bothered to capitalise "i" when I'm typing quickly --ooh there's one).

Jacob is infinitely better than Edward. There's one part in particular, they have a shot of hot hot (duplication intended) shirtless Jacob carrying Bella in his arms all manly and strong and awesome...cut to shot of Edward's head, looking like he's about to cry like a little bitch*

Honorable mention to these two for being awesome:

Alice and Jasper Cullen - totally fucking awesome.



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*speaking of little bitch, I'd like to bring up what will hopefully be the last thing i ever type about masterchef:
Gary is a fat bitch.
Not little. So i don't know why i brought it up. Meh

katy perry, emily blunt and zooey deschanel are the same person

so watching good old masterchef last night (how sad, two posts in a row concerning masterchef) and the lady made some potatoes with garam masala on them. bravo.
anyway, she gets jimmy to taste them and says "does that remind you of your childhood?"

now something there just doesn't sound right even though there's nothing inherently wrong with it, like calling someone puerto rican...i mean jimmy is actually indian (and pretty much only cooks curry on the show)
there's just something... "Hey INDIAN guy do you like the INDIAN potatos? Did you eat them in your INDIAN childhood?"

speaking of childhood, george said something more retarded later in the show "whenever i think of yoghurt i think of honey....possibly because when i was younger i'd eat a lot of yoghurt with honey" or some shite like that.

i swear i had a point to make and didnt just come here to ramble.

anyway, unrelated and more succinct (and thus probably undeserving of the title of the blog), katy perry, emily blunt and zooey deschanel are the same person. image google that shit (but dont regular-google it)



who is that hot chick? wait, what?






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