Facebook Groups

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...i really did flip my pillow over last night...does that mean i have to join that stupid group?

There are some terrible groups on facebook. There is one group named something like "I see the group. I laugh. I join. I never look at it again". This groups is sort of terrible, but only sort of - it gets points for accuracy because let's face it, none of us really do anything once we join a group.

Other crap groups include:

"I flip my pillow over to the cold side" groups. Partially because I do NOT flip my pillow (unlike many of my friends) but because I don't care who does this and who does not.

"I go out of my way to step on crunchy leaves" groups. Many of these groups say "leafs" or something else retarded, but also because they are filled with annoying people trying to show their annoying friends how unique they are, trying to hold on to their childhood by acting like a toddler despite being 21 and studying Biochemisty. After joining this group they probably go and listen to '30 Seconds to Mars'.

"I broke my phone and need your numbers" groups. Created by lazy alcoholics. Joined by people who won't post their number and won't leave the group. Ever.
One of my friends just joined a group called "Needja digits!". I wouldn't join on principle.

"If [some batshit crazy number] people join, [something CRAZY will happen]" groups. No, no it won't. That lady isn't going to name her child "Megatron", that guy isn't changing is name to "Pope of chilli town", there will always be school on Fridays, and no you can't have visible tattoos or piercings at work. Move on.



Groups that (in my opinion) are awesome

Funny topical groups - but only if you leave once the story is over eg "I had an affair with Tiger Woods". Obviously I did not actually have an affair with Tiger Woods. I can prove it because I don't look like Charlize Theron (schwing!), and because I'm currently broke. But for 3 weeks it's funny.

Anything about tights not being pants eg "Tights are not pants", "I can see your tights, but where are your pants?". I like these because tights are in face NOT PANTS.

Groups that justify unhealthy living - "Cheese and Bacon is an entire meal", "Mi Goreng Appreciation Society", "I love champagne and champagne loves me". Not because I think being unhealthy makes me cool, but because I am unhealthy.

Also, anything about how awesome Bruce Willis* is.

Done.

* will also accept John McLane, Die Hard, Yippy Ki Yay.