What the f, hair?

Status: ...Seriously, is someone cutting my hair while I sleep? There's this one section that fit in perfectly fine with the rest of my hair until the last couple of days, now it sticks out and refuses to join the rest of the hairs in the ponytail


Ok so I'm a ranga, but my hair has always been ok. Well, since about 2005 it has improved anyway. Since hair straighteners were puchased and frizz-smoothing serums were applied.

My hair used to be nice. Very straight (straighter on the weekends). Long. Shiny (in the good way). Lovely.

Now...what the f, hair??
It's got this rank wave that isn't a wave, isn't a curl. It's mess. And this stupid bit around my forhead that makes my head look even more square (even worse than at uni).
And it's not as shiny. If it hasn't been washed in the last 18 minutes it chucks a nana and goes greasy.

And the worst of all....

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...it doesn't straighten properly.

*sob*

And this is after TWO cuts, a new GHD, and a new delicious smelling smoothing treatment.
Now granted with the above things, and a low humidity my hair still looks ok. But nowehere near the old days. It gets a stupid curve at the ends, as soon as I dance (read: sweat) it looks like I've towel dried it and gone to sleep.

Please come back good hair. I miss you.